About Me

 

I like lots of things, including:

• Books of every kind, especially history, social studies, food writing and memoirs and biographies of interesting people

• Theatre, concerts, opera, ballet, etc.

• Video games, horror films and pop culture

• Intelligent analysis of video games, horror films and pop culture

• Terrible pun-based jokes

• Giving men pleasure

 

My favourite colour is crimson red. My favourite video games are the Bioshock, Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed series. My favourite TV shows are You're The Worst, Westworld, Spartacus, Drunk History, Parks and Recreation and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

I believe that intimacy isn't just about sex - although that's a very big and fun part of it! - it's also about chemistry, companionship and connection. I am perfect for men who value women for their brains as well as their beauty. I don't just offer my body, I offer all of me.

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I am educated, well spoken and socially adaptable, equally comfortable in a fine dining restaurant for dinner before a trip to the theatre, or snuggled on your couch with a takeaway pizza for an intimate "Netflix and chill" session. Although I have clicked well with clients from all sorts of backgrounds, experience so far has taught me I'm an especially good fit for gentlemen visiting Adelaide on business, who would like to spend an hour or two with a lady who they can relax and enjoy conversation with both in and out of the hotel bed, and blends in discreetly at the hotel bar or restaurant. 

 

Basically, I think of myself as providing all the perks and benefits of an ideal lover, perfect mistress, laidback friend-with-benefits, down-and-dirty fuckbuddy, or one night stand to remember, without any of the hassle. And with the right person I sometimes enjoy exploring my sexually submissive side...

 

Whilst I work very limited hours and can rarely accept more than one booking on a weeknight, the good news is that discretion and privacy are of as equal importance to me as they are to you. This goes especially for when my services as a social escort are required. I am a people person without being garrulous, and well-spoken, polite and adaptable.

 

My service area is metropolitan Adelaide, with occasional forays into beautiful regional South Australia a possibility. I also offer a "Fly Me To You" service to interstate gentlemen. 

 

Be sure to look at my personal gallery by clicking the above link. Please note that I do not provide face photos. Please respect my privacy like I respect yours.

 

"DO YOU TOUR INTERSTATE?"

 

Much as I would like to, it's not really feasible. However I can offer a "Fly Me To You" service to interstate gentlemen on weekends. 

 

“WHY ARE YOUR RATES LOWER THAN SOME OTHER PRIVATE ESCORTS?”

 

Because I am not running this as a full-time business, I simply do not have the same overheads, additional expenses and maintenance requirements as some other private escorts do.

 

Besides, every escort is entitled to charge what they are comfortable with. Dollar figures have no bearing on your value as a human being.

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"WHY DO YOU CHARGE MORE THAN SOME OTHER ASIAN WORKERS?"

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The majority of Asian workers in Adelaide are FIFO or parlour workers. As an independent escort I am working with an entirely different business model. Ergo, I do not feel an obligation to "match" prices.

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Besides, as previously stated, every escort is entitled to charge what they are comfortable with. Dollar figures have no bearing on your value as a human being. :)

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"WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL?"

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The sea otter.

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"WILL YOU UPDATE THIS RANDOM QUESTION PART OF YOUR F.A.Q. REGULARLY?"

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I'll try!

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"HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE 'LANDAU'?"

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To rhyme with 'Spandau' as in Spandau Ballet. 

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"I'M CONFUSED - ARE YOU AUSTRALIAN OR ASIAN?"

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I'm both. Did that blow your mind? 

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"YOU'RE UGLY / FAT / OVERPRICED / CHEAP AND NASTY/ TOO GOOD FOR THIS JOB / TOO SHIT AT THIS JOB / BETRAYING FEMINISM AND PERPETUATING THE PATRIARCHY / ETC."